英语幽默笑话30秒Unit3：If only倘若(双语)

倘若

A man is driving up asteep,narrow mountain road .

有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。

A woman is driving down the same road .

有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。

As they pass ench other ,

当他们彼此错车时，

the womanleansout of the window and yells"PI!!"

这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪！”

The manimmediatelyleansout of his window and replies, "BITCH！！"

这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人．！”

They eachcontinueon their way ,

他们各自继续开车上路，

and as the man ronds the nextcorner,

当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，

he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .

他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。

If only men would listen.

倘若男人会听话就没事了。