英语幽默笑话30秒：The visit to the doctor拜访医师(双语)

拜访医师

A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be ahundred.

一个男人问他的医师是否认为他会活到一百岁。

The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"

医师问这个男人：“你抽烟或喝酒吗？”

 " No ,"he replied, "I  have never done either ."

他回答说：“不，我从不抽烟喝酒。”

" Do yougamble,drive fast cars ,andfoolaround with woman?"inquired the doctor .

医师问说：“你赌博、开快车、玩女人吗？”

"No,I have done any of those things either."

“不，我也从不干那些事情。”

"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be ahundredfor?"

医师说：“那你干吗要活到一百岁呀？”