英语幽默笑话30秒：A True Confession真实的告解(双语)

有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

"What did you do?"asks the priest.

神父 问 ：“你做了什么？”

"Icommittedamurder." 

“我犯了谋杀罪”

The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will beforgiven."

神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”

A man walks into theconfessionboothand says ,"I have sinned."

有一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

神父问他： “你做了什么？”

"I robbed six banks."

“我抢了六家银行”

The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will beforgiven."

神父说：“你喝一口圣杯的圣水，你就得饶恕。”

Another man walks into theconfessionboothand says ," I have sinned ."

另一个男人走进告解室说：“我犯罪了”。

" What did you do?" asks the priest,

神父问：“你做了什么？”

 "I broke the holy  cup."

“我把圣杯打破了”。